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  • Accidentally delicious…?

    A day old cold rice-noodles straight out of the fridge is… bland, and not something I consider to be a part of an otherwise enjoyable dining experience.

    Mixing a day old cold rice-noodles straight out of the fridge with straight-off-the-grills kebab, and the resulting lukewarm mush is also not something I consider to be a part of an otherwise enjoyable dining experience.

    Laziness, precipitated in part due to the fact that it’s a quarter past ten at night and I’m tired, is not something I consider to be a part of any enjoyable experience, dining or otherwise.

    Yet, a combination of “all of the above” lead to surprisingly enjoyable dining experience.  Once upon a time a few months ago, I picked up some kebab from a restaurant roughly a five minute walk away from the apartment.  By the time I got home (at a quarter past ten, at night), I was too tired to do much.  So I pulled out a bowl of day old rice-noodles out of the fridge, stared blankly at it for fifteen seconds, and decided to eat it as is.  I opened the packaging that the kebab came in.  Started eating.  And was pleasantly surprised by an otherwise enjoyable… well you know.

    As it turned out, the key to the whole thing was to keep them separate.  Until the very last moment, anyway.  The noodle was cold & bland.  The kebab was spicy and relatively hot.  Mixing them in the bowl would have resulted in a lukewarm mushy mess of a meal.  Mixing them, in my mouth, resulted in me “tasting” the strongly contrasting flavors, textures and temperatures.  Even as they mixed.  And while noodles & kebab are delicious in their own right, it was the process of experiencing the well defined contrast, as well as the eventual loss it that made it memorable.

    Plus the experience had the bonus effect of enlightening me to the facts that certain foods (or condiments, or drinks, or what have you) are best combined during the moment of consumption.  Like instant coffee & seltzer water.

  • Skin Bleach of MANLINESS!

    Quite a few of my pet peevs revolve around certain views & practices regarding beauty.  It’s bad enough that women have to live in a world where the media bombards them, 24/7 with the message that  a life worth living must involve a buttload of lotions, creams, washes, peels, and what have you.  (But that’s another rant, for another day.)  But recently, the powers that be at various manufacturers of cosmetics decided to turn their attention toward men.

    Gaze upon the Skin Bleach of Manliness.

    The tag line roughly translates along the lines of “Real men use Men’s Skin Lightening cream”.

    What.

    The.

    FUCK.

    The notion that somehow a lighter complexion is the magical key to success in life is idiotic to begin with.  And it is about as manly as a sawed off shotgun blast, at point blank range, to the tunk.

    Made especially more idiotic by the fact that most of the “before” and “after” effects are the result of a combination of strategic lighting, make up, and post production wizardry using software such as, well… AfterEffects(<=Non-financed plug.)

    So, if you think about it, the advertisement is basically stating: “Real men use Men’s Skin Lightening cream to attain a lighter manly complexion, and thus manly success and/or a meaningful manly life.  Even though any good production team will primarily use make-up, strategic lighting and post-production touchup to get the looks & effects they want (just like we did), you should totally buy our manly product because it’s Manly.  Oh, and the manly movie star is so not a whore.”

    Like I said before, most of the shenanigans of the cosmetic industry irritate me to defenestration-inducing rage.  (Once more, another rant, another day.)  But this… this has the dubious honor of offending me as a man.  Men, as far as I know or care, use water.  And on occasion, whatever soap happens to be handy.

    Manly Skin Bleach lies in a realm traversed by insecure little boys, girls and boys who feel like girls.

  • Thank You Project Gutenberg Australia

    For those not in the know, Project Gutenberg essentially provides free eBook versions of literary works which have become public domain.  Now, awesome as that is, copyright varies from country to country.  As such,  Project Gutenberg Australia provides features the works of an author not available in the original site.  Pulp writer Robert Ervin Howard.

    ’nuff said.

  • What is your favorite summer activity?

    Creating a historically accurate re-enactment of the Gettysburg Address on every alternating Tuesday, down to the actual number of people who attended the original.  It’s a logistical nightmare, more so in Bangladesh… but… oh who am I kidding.

    My favorite summer activity happens to be my favorite winter activity as well, actually.  Sleeping.

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  • Hooray for oppression…?

    Okay, okay, I’m not a huge fan of oppression, (or Facebook, for that matter of fact, but it does allow me to stay in touch with old friends) comedy of this magnitude is hard to come by in works of fiction, let alone IRL.

    Alright… so a couple of days back some dude over here in the *AHEM* Peoples Republic of Bangladesh was arrested for uploading some cartoons featuring the leaders of the local political parties.  Because, you know, democracy is all about arresting the hell out of anyone who even remotely implies anything negative about our great political leaders.

    Well, since the dude had uploaded his stuff to Facebook, the powers that be figured that they should go and arrest Facebook as well, for hosting all those derogatory cartoons featuring our great political leaders.  Unable to arrest Facebook, they decided on the next best thing, and placed a nationwide ban on Facebook instead, supposedly, until Facebook comes to it’s senses regarding our great political leaders, and takes down the images in question.

    Now, for all the ruckus the government folk over here raised regarding the cartoons, they have:

    - Proven to the world just how competent and effective they are.  I mean if the government of Bangladesh says “Facebook is banned”, it’s not like people over here are going to use Facebook anyway through proxy or anything.  Because, you know, it would really be embarrassing if some tech-savy ten year old undermined the authority of an entire government with a Google search for “Unblock Facebook”.  (Unless of course, the government gets the brilliant idea of blocking Google as well.  But that’ll to lead to a series of bans, eventually ending with the internet getting banned altogether.)

    - Stopped the cartoons from spreading all over the Internet.  It’s not like people will now actively seek out these cartoons just to see what the fuss is all about, or start posting blogs or sending emails featuring these “infamous” cartoons that got Facebook banned in Bangladesh.  Especially if the people in question are not living in Bangladesh.

    - Somehow positioned Facebook into a local icon for Freedom of Speech.  Given Facebook’s questionable privacy policies (among other things) one might even hypothesize Facebook may have even had a hand in all this.

    Just about the only thing that remains is for this to somehow snowball into an Internet Meme.

  • What is the most reckless thing you have ever done?

    Being honest.  It almost cost me my job yesterday. :D

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  • How do you want your body to be handled after you die? Why?

    I’ve always had this weird idea that my emptied skull should be turned into a usable coffee mug and mailed to my best friend.If only to creep the hell out of the bastard.

    The rest of me… should go to whoever needs my organs the most.

    Whatever still remains, I want it cremated, and ground into a fine powder.  The fine powder should be mixed with ink, which should be used to print limited edition cards & commemorative posters, to be mailed out to my close friends and otherwise creeped out family.

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  • It’s going to be a BAAAAAAD year

    Well… January is about to end in a few hours.  If it’s any indication of things to come, 2010 is going to be a bad year.  A really, really bad year.

    Ever have one of those days where things go so wrong you begin to wonder if there’s something wrong with the world, or if it’s just you?  January was like that.  Most of it.

    Hell, I even had a detailed rant talking about it, but my computer had a hiccup.

    Anyways, here’s to hoping February turns out to be comparatively better.

    >_<

    Edit:  February wasn’t better.  00:01 started off in the worst way possible.  And it’s only getting worse as the day progresses. :’(