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  • I had a dream…

    History generally ignores the common, but quite often, a few less-than-common incidents fall through the cracks as well.  As the nineteenth century neared an end, the remnants of the confederacy brooded over the not so distant civil war.  Not surprisingly,  a family living in the middle of nowhere was not something anyone had, or still has much of a reason to notice.  There are no historical records of a pair of sisters going out for a picnic on an otherwise summer day.  Even the sisters themselves gave second thought about what they thought was a bottle of vintage absinthe.

    From the information a few would later gather, there was also a leisurely boat ride at a nearby lake at some point during the day.

    The sisters never quite “returned”.  Or, atleast, they were not the same women that went out for a picnic that morning.  Both of them would live out the rest of their lives in a state of paranoia.  Both of them also developed phobias of otherwise everyday occurrences & objects.  Both of them religiously avoided silver.  Both of them avoided seafood.  Neither of the sisters were ever seen in or during the brightest time of the day.  Not one of them would ever look at anything remotely resembling a bottle containing absinthe.  And even though it took a significant portion of their lives to display acceptably “normal” behavior, people around could not help but notice the struggle & effort it took to force such displays of normalcy.

    Whether for better or for worse, the sisters would succumb to the passage of time with little fanfare.  They, along with their story, lost to the flow of time.  None the less, the world continues.  Like it’s predecessor, the twentieth century gave way to the twenty first.  And as the years rolled by in the new century, a new group of people would find themselves spending a few days in a town in the middle of nowhere.

    There were three of them.  Long time friends.  Out on an impromptu road trip.  Two guys, a girl, and a pick-up truck.  Someone, who knew someone, knew someone who had just finished renovating a civil-war-era house.  All the amenities of modern day life, in a nineteenth century atmosphere.  As it turned out, they were old college buddies as well.  Needless to say, there were reminiscences of “good ol’ days”. There was a party, though not the kind they threw during college days.  There was a grand dinner.  There was a bit of social drinking.  There was, what they thought a bottle of vintage absinthe.

    At a quarter past one, when they mutually agreed to get some sleep, they thought they could detect something or another, barely within the range of their peripheral vision. By a quarter to two, everyone tried to convince themselves, they were experiencing hallucinations to some extent.  When a grandfather clock struck two, everyone in the house could swear they heard a few additional “things”.  At ten past two, the household had reassembled in the living room, trying to convince each other, and themselves, that there must have been something in the drinks.  They laughed at themselves, more out of desperation than out of amusement.  There were a few more rounds of various drinks, to supposedly “drown out the hallucinations”.  Though no one would agree, it was, in reality more of a semi-desperate attempt to drown out an increasing sense of dread as well.

    Every single person in the room would question their own sanity around eight past two, when an assortment fish violently jumped from the aquarium.  Gasping, but trying to make their way towards the nearest person none the less.  Up until the incident, the people in the house could attribute what they saw as otherwise hallucinations, which would hopefully be gone in the coming day.  But as the fish flopped around the floor, everyone clearly saw the fish enveloped in forms not quite solid.

    Their collective expressions clearly told of an experience that was neither unique nor limited to an individual.

    In the hours that followed, there would be more and more incidents.  More and more attacks.  Insects.  Birds.  Rodents.  Pets.  And when the group finally decided to seek help, they learned that humans were not immune to the influences of these shadowy forms either.  The trio of friends only managed to escape their neighbors, a family of five because they busy, unceremoniously feasting on the remains of what had once been the home owner.

    By noon, the came to agree on a few observations.  The shadowy forms, which were a lot less visible in daylight, were intangible, and for the most part, harmless.  They were also impervious to harm through physical means, seeing as how they moved through matter, and matter moved through them with apparently no resistance.  Movement was the key to their survival.  Other people and animals around usually started “noticing” them around the two hour mark, and casually driving away seemed to keep them free of any further incidents they had dubbed “the munchies”.

    After two days of travel, they came upon a most remarkable individual attending a rather unremarkable gas station.  He seemed aware of their predicament from the beginning, and offered safe refuge in his town.  Much to the surprise of the trio, the town was immune to the munchies.  And free of the shadowy forms they had seen everywhere else.  They nervously watched their watches continue past the two hour mark, awaiting signs of trouble in their pickup truck..  They nervously watched their watches continue past the three hour mark, awaiting signs of trouble in their pickup truck.  They nervously watched their watches continue past the four hour mark, awaiting signs of trouble in their pickup truck.

    Twenty three minutes later, the man from the unremarkable gas station approached them and offered them lodging at his house, across the street.  Ignoring a nagging sense of uncertainty at the back of their heads, the trio of friends accepted the offer.  Over the night, they would learn of the cause of their current predicament, a bit of back story, and  a possible salvation.  Time.  The cause of their problems would be out of their system within a few more days.  The trio was offered a place to stay to wait out their unfortunate circumstance.

    The morning that followed was one that was welcomed by the trio of friends like none before it.   Two of them decided to go the local store to buy supplies.  One decided to go out for a stroll around the neighborhood.  After a much needed bath, and breakfast, of course.

    The small town seemed a nice enough place.  The people were nice, though something definitely felt “off” about the residents.  None the less, no one was trying to eat the trio of friends.  After lunch, the friends had gained enough confidence to go about exploring the town on their own.

    One went to the book store.  The storekeeper was an elderly man.  They struck up a conversation, and it was quickly revealed that the old man was quite knowledgeable regarding the occult.  During a discussion over coffee, it also became apparent that the town itself had a history that was deeply entwined with occult practices, partially explaining their immunity to the munchies.  Before parting, they shook hands.  The old man’s skin had the texture of dried paper.  Parts of it came off in flakes.  His expression changed.  All over his body, his skin cracked, flaked, and dissipated into the air.  His exposed the flesh crawled, practically ripped itself out of the body in thin strings and flew off towards some unknown destination.  The stench of rotting flesh filled the air.

    In the middle of the deserted town stood a figure roughly three stories tall.  Its body continued to gain more and more mass, which it drew from the townsfolk.  The trio were unaffected by its appearance, mainly due to the ordeal they lived through in the preceding few days.  The overwhelming smell made them vomit where they stood  none the less…

    …and at that exact moment, I was awoken by a conversation between my mother & sister regarding breakfast.  Admittedly, the whole experience might have been somewhat nightmarish had the main three characters not resembled Gohan, Krillin and Bulma from Dragon Ball Z.  Also I think Gohan may have turned super saiyan right before I woke up.

    That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it. :P

  • What are your favorite desserts and why?

    Any and everything chocolate. ^_^

       

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  • Awwwwwwwwww…

    One of the 2009 Cannes Lions winners.
    Enjoy.

    ^_^

  • The big Three Oh

    Another day came & went.  I turned 30.

    On one hand, this is definitely not where I thought I’d be 10 years ago.  On the other hand, it’s not that things are particularly better, or worse.  Things are different.  And who’s to say whether or not I would have been better off had I attained the goals I thought I would have achieved 10 years ago. 

    …err that’s about it, actually.  I wish I had something wise, interesting, or atleast relevant to say.

  • Sometimes, whenI’m really, REALLY pissed off with work…

    …I turn to the warm embrace of a thesaurus for comfort, which generally results is emails like this:

    My dearest [name removed],

    I am compunctuant, to say the least, regarding the cretinous postulate under which we perdure our work.  A quarter past ten at night is not a felicitous juncture for the promulgation of vicissitude.  Especially for an ostensibly paramount proposition.

    None the less, I have done just about all I can do with the pergameneous that are practicable at this ungodly duodecennial.

    Questions?  Comments??

    - R1

  • “Age is nothing but a number.” Is that true?

    Nope.  Not for me, anyway.

    Physically, I see things usually going downhill.  I feel things going downhill.  Instead of trying to get my body to a point I want it to be, I have to work harder just to keep things as they are.

    Mentally… I believe it was B. B. King who best said it when he sang “The thrill is gone baby. The thrill is gone away.”  Once upon a time, the world was a wondrous & surprising place.  Games like River Raid kept me glued to the TV for hours on end, Star Trek (the one without any sub-titles) had me awestruck, andFrank Anthony Iommi’s guitar spoke directly to my soul.  Now a days an increasing number of things I see or hear keep falling into predictable patterns.

    That’s my story & I’m stickin’ to it.

    So … :P

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  • My business trip to Thailand

    As some of you may know, I work at an ad firm.  One of the services provided by our agency involves producing TV commercials.  A job that involve copious amount of outsourcing of work to independent directors, cinematographers, actors, composers & the like.  As some of you may not know, Bangladesh is somewhat lacking in resources when it comes to video post-production, generally referred to as “Post”.  i.e.  Film scan, color correction, touch up, VFX, etc.  The work needed is usually done abroad, in places like India, Singapore & Thailand.  This time around, I had the dubious fortune of traveling to Thailand to basically work with text in Bengali.

    Now, before anyone starts congratulating me on a paid trip to Thailand, I’d like point out three things.  One, over a period of three days, the duration of my stay in Thailand equaled to a little over 36 hours, or roughly day and a half.  Two, I got a total of eight hours of sleep during the aforementioned three day period.  Three, my movement was more or less limited between my hotel and The Post Bangkok.

    I stepped off the plane a little after 5:00 PM, local time.  Almost inevitably, I got on a taxi and got lost.A little less than an hour later, when I finally managed to get someone from the Post Bangkok to speak to the taxi driver, I learned we were heading in the wrong direction.  Effectively, what should’ve been a ten minute trip ended up taking an hour and a half.  That and I almost managed to lose an iPhone that belongs to my immediate boss.  However, the highlight of the day night was when a lady working at the Post Bangkok unintentionally implied she thought I was 10 years older than I actually am.  I mean thought I looked a little old because of the beard, but really… >_<’

    Not content with working until the regular hours, we ended up having a meeting with the client at the Westin into the odd hours of the night.  I got back to my hotel around 2:30.  Being the genius that I am, it took me an hour and a half to hook up to the complementary wi-fi.  I stayed up until 3:30 downloading and the preparing the text & caption that had been emailed from Bangladesh.  BTW, chocolate milk and sweet & spicy dried squid ROCKS!!

    Around 8:00, I got a phone call from the director.  Time to go back to the Post.  Twenty minutes, three packets of sweet & spicy dried squid and a around a liter of chocolate milk later, I was at his room.  Official transport arrived, and we were at the Post by 9:00.  Aside from the usual assortment of corporate incompetence, communication breakdown and a good deal of screaming & shouting, there’s little to say about the work (or the lack there of) that we did.

    However, IMHO, the highlight of the day was when asked the Japanese editor about his name, in Japanese.  He replied “yes” and then did a fairly accurate impression of Microsoft Windows™ and froze.  Momentarily.  It took him a while to “register” that the question he just answered had indeed been asked in Nihon-go.  ^_^

    Work finished around 6:00, and I ended up accompanying the director to the Siam Paragon.  After six years I had onion rings at Burger King.  I was on the verge of tears.  (Although, having spent the duration of the day on instant coffee, water and little has probably had something to do with it as well.)  The director was not.  After my dinner, I decided to go back to the Post and pick up the finished product.  Almost inevitably, I got lost.  Luckily for me, the Taxi driver was not only intelligent enough to figure out where I needed to go, for the most part; but he taught me how to “properly” pronounce the name of the place I needed to go. ^_^

    We got lost anyway, and I had to call folks at the Post for directions, again.  With the tapes, cans & CD in hand, it was back to the Westin for the final approval from the client.  A simple process that ended around 10:30 at night due to an impromptu fashion show.  Don’t ask.

    Anywho, everyone decided to head over to a place called Soi Cowboy afterwards.  I respectfully disagreed with their decision.  At 2:30 in the night, the walk back from Soi Cowboy to the hotel was surprisingly uneventful.  (With the exception of a hooker trying to pick me up. >_<’)

    Back in my room I satiated my hunger with my milk & squid.  By three, I was off to sleep.  Unfortunately, being the genius that I am, I had requested to be woken up around 6:30.  BI was stumbling around the streets by 6:45, prowling at the local 7-11 for breakfast.  Transportation to the airport arrived around 7:30, and within a few hours I was on my way to Bangladesh.

    So… err… that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

  • Kickin’ Chicken

    A.k.a. How I stopped eating fried chicken on a semi-daily basis.

    You see, there’s a fried chicken joint, not far from the office where I work.  Infact, it’s the first fast food restaurant I have to pass on my way to other fast food restaurants.  Needless to say, the convenient location & my general preference of fried chickens quite often lead me there for lunch.

    Except, I was well aware of the effects my dietary habits were having on my waistline.  (Along with my circulatory & digestive systems.  I needed to stop.  Unfortunately, upon deciding to stop eating fried chicken, I found myself eating even more of it.

    It started off innocently enough.  I figured I’d have fried chicken “One last time” before kicking the habit forever.  Except the next day, I found myself eating fried chicken again, “One last time, really”.  By the end of the week, I was living on nothing but chicken, “One last ‘one last time’”.  After two weeks, I decided I needed a new strategy.

    On the first day of week three, I went in, and instead of ordering my usual two piece combo, I opted for a five piece combo.  Pieces one & two were finished with the usual enthusiasm.  Piece three and the first half of piece four put an end to what ever trace of hunger & interest I had in fried chicken for the day.  The second half of piece four felt like a soggy, greasy, cold, piece of meat that may not have been obviously cooked.  Piece five felt like dabbling in light masochism.

    The next time I went back for fried chicken was a year and a half later.  Much to the surprise of the lady at the cash register, I ordered a six piece meal.

    ^_^