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  • Who is your favorite superhero, and why do you like them?

    Bueno Excellente.  He’s an overweight, sweaty, balding latino man, whose vocabulary consists of the words “Bueno” and “Excellente”, and whose sole “super power” is shared by practically any guy who’s made it to high school.  Yet he fights crime, in Gotham city, of all places.  Anyone else, in his place would have left that responsibility to all those other trained & better equipped superheroes, but not Bueno Excellente.

    Bueno Excellente brought his own brand of justice to any and every threat in his city, from the likes of average everyday mobsters to superhuman aliens Lobo.   And winning.  Lobo has the distinction of single handedly taking on the combined forces of heaven & hell, winning, and getting himself banned from both places in the process.  Superman has never managed anything more than a draw in a fight with Lobo.  To that extent, an overweight, sweaty, balding latino man, with a limited vocabulary has effectively achieved something Superman hasn’t.

    And that I suppose, is part of the appeal of Bueno Excellente.  He’s not a superhero the common man can identify with.  He is the common man.  The balding, overweight, common man that sure as hell does not look like Robert Downy Jr./Chris Evans/Ryan Reynolds/Chris Hemsworth/Hugh Jackman/etc, and chooses to face impossible odds regardless of the dangers involved.

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  • SON OF A…

    For about eight months now, one of the “issues” that had been bothering the hell out of me was a 3D renderer called Aqsis.  For about eight months now, anytime I tried to render an image as an OpenExr file, I’d get a completely black image.  Other formats, like Tiff worked perfectly fine, but since Tiff lacks the multi-channel feature of the OpenExr format, things can get pretty complicated, pretty quickly.

    So, for about eight months, this meant looking through message boards, wikis, tutorials, about an opensource program with comparatively little documentation; and wondering where I went wrong.  For about eight months, stuck in a hellish “So close, yet so far” zone…

    Was it syntax?  A misplaced comma, or an apostrophe?  Did something change between the versions?  Was something abbreviated?  Were the tutorials written for a now-obsolete set of instructions?

    As it turned out, I was not wrong.  Neither were any of the tutorials & documents.  For about eight months, I had been opening my “blank” OpenExr files in Photoshop, because Photoshop, upon installation, had designated itself as the default viewer & editor for OpenExr files.

    The thing is, Photoshop was wrong.  Infact, it still is wrong.  Even the latest version, Photoshop CS5, has very little/inaccurate support for OpenExr files.  Hence the “blank” images, which actually weren’t blank.  Photoshop just didn’t know what it was doing.  Where as a program like Nuke X does know its way around an Exr file.

    In essence, for about eight months, I’d been running around…or rather… standing still in a circle, trying to figure out how to solve a problem, which wasn’t really there to begin with.  Because a program liked to pretend it was something it actually wasn’t.

    >:C

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    Because one good mock quiz show clip deserves another…? (Something of a response to @DoahsDeer -s clip of You Bet Your Life :D )

  • If I held you any closer…

    Alright… following in the footsteps of @RighteousBruin and @DoahsDeer I’m listing my top five favorite movie characters.

    Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush (Julius Henry Marx) – A Day at the Races:

    “If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you”

    Spock (Leonard Nimoy) – Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    “I have been… and always shall be… your friend.”

    Darth Vader (David Prowse, James Earl Jones) – Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

    “No, I am your father.”

    Nameless Protagonist (Kamal Haasan) – Pushpak

    “…”

    Detective Alan Gamble (Will Ferrell) – The Other Guys

    “Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves (I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa). Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You’ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion! We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. And I said, ‘You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!’ We’ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and to aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children… We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp! We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour 45? No problem! That’ll give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost in your own game. You’re out gunned and out manned……….Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? …..NOPE.””
  • The joys of living through a bout of Paratyphoid

    I’ve been sick.  Physically.  Roughly 2 weeks ago I came down with a fever.  (Blood tests would confirm it to be a minor a bout of Paratyphoid.)  Funny thing was, the first four days turned out to be a lot more memorable than I would have expected them to be.

    •     Day 1 started off weirdly enough.  Got up in the morning, ran an errand, got home, and felt like I was tired enough to fall on the floor and go to sleep.  So I did.   Don’t remember much, except for waking up maybe twice, to eat; and the song “Jack Sparrow“, stuck in my head playing endlessly.  That and math.  While I don’t remember the exact details, I do remember the time I spent dreaming involved some mathematical principal or another.  And apparently, it was something quite important.
    •     Day 2 involved sleeping as well, but for some reason or another I kept having dreams I remember quite vividly, discussing even more math, and one single panel of artwork from an imaginary Spider-Man comic. “Jack Sparrow” still played in the background, but if I concentrated really, really hard, I could temporarily switch the music to “Game On“.  It doesn’t sound like much, but by the GODS was it a welcome relief.
    •     Day 3 was special primarily due to a slightly expanded playlist.  Also, I had this interesting idea of calling bullshit on any song/movie/story that used the word “Fever” in it’s title to imply anything positive.  Unless Tony Manero spent his Saturday nights in bed, shriveled up under a blanket, shaking as though the collective hatred he has yet to earn from doing something in the future has gathered enough momentum to travel backwards through time to traumatize him, the title “Saturday Night Fever” is bullshit.  Similarly, unless the power of love caused Peggy Lee to suddenly become tired and nauseous, the “fever” she supposedly gets is bullshit.  For rather obvious reasons, my original collection of thoughts ran far, far longer than a few lines.
    •     Day 4, brought the welcomed relief of not having a handful of songs looping infinitely in my head.  The playlist had expanded to a considerable size.  Also, I spent most of the day dreaming I was posting programming habits & practices to an online group, and being dead sure it was real.  Much like the math & Spider-Man comics from day 1 & 2, it felt like the posts were the most important thing in the world.  It was only around night when it occurred to me that I hadn’t turned on my laptop in 4 days.
    •     Day 5 began with the thought “Thank god my mind is a blank again.”.  Like my mind had been running a marathon for the last 4 days, and was finally at rest.  Day 5, and the remaining days that followed were pretty boring from this point on.

    Spent a few more days recovering, both from the disease and the medication.  And afterwards, I decided to look up Paratyphoid because… well why not?  Days 1 through 4 also made a bit more sense given that psychosis seems to be a rare side effect of the disease.

    It’s just, that… I didn’t expect my psychosis to be a “saner” experience than my supposedly normal state of mind.

  • Incontinent of Ice

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    A… umm… reboot(?) of an idea by @doahsdeer about incontinent ice, although I suppose this would categorize as Incontinent in a continent of ice..?

    EDIT – Muchas gracias to doahsdeer for the recommendation.
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    Frosty cycled through the available display options.  The haze around him grew thicker.  And darker.  The temperature around him was dropping fast.

    The darkness around him was augmented by a wireframe.

    At 70 kilometers, he was falling fast.  He’d have to wait until he was below 20 kilometers before slowing his descent.  Conserve fuel.

    Frosty waited until he passed the 15K mark before firing the thrusters.  Bit by bit, the two story tall machine slowed it’s descent.

    The alarm went off around the 3K.  There was a discrepancy between the global & local sensor data.

    Because of the atmospheric conditions, the standard “rig” was to have a group of orbiting “global” satellites scan the surface and provide an overall “view” of the area.  Onboard “local” scanners would deal with whatever happened to be in the immediate vicinity.  The problem was, inevitably, someone would figure out how to hack into these satellites, and provide it with falsified data, effectively hiding whatever they wanted to hide in a given area.  It was infinitely more difficult to hack local sensors.

    As per protocol, an emergency message had automatically been sent out.  However, Frosty knew it’d be around forty five minutes until backup arrived from the nearest port at New Patkelghata.

    A pair of blades extended from the forearms of the giant machine.  Metal, even the ones once available in great abundance, were precious.  It had been a few centuries since the powers that be decided shooting metal projectiles off into space in an assortment of shapes & sizes was not the most feasible of ideas.  Energy based projectiles were not entirely dependable either.  Depending on the environment, (not to mention the type of armor involved) going mano a mano was often the best available option.

    There were five machines.  Visible locally, anyway.  Mark 7-s.  Frosty grinned.  They were relying on numbers.  Heh.

    Things were going well for a while.  For Frosty, anyway.  The first mech was caught off guard.  It did not seem to be aware of the structural weakness Frosty had gone for.  The second mech was torn into a non-functional state with ease as well.  The problem was, while frosty was dealing with the third, fourth and fifth mech, something from the second mech exploded, hitting mech number four and Frosty with a shock wave & shrapnel.  Mech number four was disposed of easily enough, but it was only when Frosty turned his attention to mech number five that he realized his machine was a little sluggish.

    Another alarm went off.  Frosty muttered a series of expletives about the dietary habit, lineage and sexual preferences of no one in particular.  He was leaking hydraulic fluid.  Thermal hydraulic fluid.  Crated to chemically generate enough heat to keep the machines functioning properly in the coldest of situations.  Unfortunately, at the moment, the fluid was doing what it does best on the icy surface of Titan.

    Mech number five was, luckily, inexperienced enough to fall for a trap.  A counter attack designed to counter a counter attack.  The cockpit, and pilot in it, were skewered in a single strike.

    The legs of his mech was becoming less and less responsive.  The last of the Mark 7 came in for the kill from above.  Frosty grabbed it’s legs.  As hard as he could.  Rockets exploded.  Fuel leaked.  With effort, Frosty inserted his arms into the torso of his fallen enemy.  (In a formation not entirely dissimilar to the English letter “X”.)  Frosty wasn’t going down alone.

    It would be atleast ten more minutes, Frosty figured, before they hit liquid water.

    Calmly, Frosty started the shutdown sequence.  The Mark 7 still struggled, unsuccessfully,  to get free.

  • What do you think is the best music genre? What genres of music do you enjoy and dislike?

    Over the years, I’ve decided to drop the label of “Genre” from my thoughts regarding music.  Good music is good music.  Regardless of the predefined categories they may or may not conform to.  The predefined categories by themselves do not constitute superior (or inferior) music.

    Generes divide musicians into groups, for the purpose of better categorization.  The assumption that a given group is (or should be) superior by default, and conversely a group (or set of groups) are automatically inferior, is the starting point of a rather dangerous idea.

    To that extent the music I enjoy & dislike are on an individual basis.  A predetermined group shouldn’t be judged by the performance of a few. :D

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  • An “Imagineer” moment

    When being told to panic (another rant, for another day) I instinctively blurt out: “Why should I panic, I know where my towel is.”

    -_-